I have never gotten wasted Never smoked any cigars - hallelujah! My virtues never to be tainted I bear no sins at all. I have never seen a nude man Haven’t even seen a new-born child. I just gaze up at the ceiling Resisting all drives to be wild Hallelujah... Bacchus’ playing on the cello Satan’s singing tempting in tenor All the devils do the tango Say, what else could you ever wish for? Well, that every spring would be of vodka All the ponds were filled with German beer Brandy flowing in the gutter And a lake of punsch to revere And bring more beer...